I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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