she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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