i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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