You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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