who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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