It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize