UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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