I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I forget how to act sober
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