yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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