But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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