Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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