Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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