just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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