I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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