Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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