Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
