Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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