You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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