They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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