This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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