Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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