Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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