My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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