About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
being pregnant is like rehab
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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