that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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