Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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