But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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