I wish I could punch you in the face.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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