Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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