please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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