What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My feet surprised me
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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