I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I see more hoeing in ur future
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