so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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