I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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