A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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