There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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