i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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