They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
