i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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