For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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