He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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