Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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