I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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