He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
