by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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