Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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