do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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