I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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