plz talk dirty to me
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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