Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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