This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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