dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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