so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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