And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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