How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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