she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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