It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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