that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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